Odd things, daily.
It’s been a while since I wrote a post entitled “man has sex with [insert animal here]”, so here goes:
31-year-old Florida man Carlos Romero was arrested recently for having sex with Doodle, his 21-month-old miniature donkey.
Witnesses spotted Romero “up against the rear of the donkey” with his trousers down before calling the police. When they arrived, Romero confessed to the crime. Kind of.
He reportedly told authorities that he was “checking for wood shavings and debris” around the donkey’s vagina when he became sexually aroused. Romero then stated:
“My genitals may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident.”
Romero is set to face charges but in the meantime his donkey has been taken into the custody of animal control officials.