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Pastor charged for rape, claims to have “divine semen of the Holy Spirit”

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59-year-old Pastor Sobrino Valdeci Picanto has been arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several woman from his church. He claims to have only been doing God’s work and that he possessed, “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.” 

The man claims to have had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel, who gave him the mission of spreading his sacred semen to as many of his flock as possible.

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto. "Drinketh of me orally... or vaginally."

Sobrino Valdeci Picanto. “Drinketh of me orally… or vaginally.”

Denise Pinherio, delegate of the region, explains how these crimes came to light:

“Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid. When we acted Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station. He is not ashamed of such acts and thinks they are the most normal things in the world.”

One of Valdeci’s victims, an un-named, 23-year-old woman, said:

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth… Often, after worship, Pastor Valdecir takes us to the church and asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation”.

Valdecir was released on bail, but even if he ends up serving time he doesn’t seem to worried, saying:

“I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison.”

If half of what I watched in Oz was true, that shouldn’t be too hard.

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This entry was posted on February 14, 2013 by in Weird people.

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