Odd things, daily.
A prisoner at Welikada jail in Colombo, Sri Lanka, smuggled a mobile phone into prison and needed a safe place to hide it. Obviously he chose his rectum.
The 58-year-old man inserted the phone, along with a hands-free headset, into himself. He would have got away with this deception too, but prison guards heard a suspicious ringing. An X-ray taken at a local hospital confirmed their suspicions.
Of course, this isn’t the first time people have stuck strange things up their rectums.