OddFix

Odd things, daily.

Man has sex with a snowman, gets frostbite of the penis

jackfrost

If there’s one thing we love here at OddFix, it’s when humans have sex with anything other than a human. (See here, here, and here) especially when it leads to a frostbitten penis. 

64-year-old English man Kenneth Guillespie was found screaming in agony next to the remains of a snowman. He was taken to North Central infirmary in Blackburn, UK, where it was discovered he was suffering from frostbite of the penis. A nurse at the hospital explained:

“Frostbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed.”

She’s right, frostbite of the penis does sound funny, but it can often lead to amputation. However  Guillespie recovered and has retained the use of his penis.

His actions have caused an outrage in the community. Ian Jessop of the Ramsgreave and Brownhill Community Security said:

“Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids’ snowman… He left a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community recreation ground.”

The morning after.

The morning after.

Thanks Corrina Laki for sending me this story.

Advertisements

10 comments on “Man has sex with a snowman, gets frostbite of the penis

  1. Christina DeRoche
    January 23, 2013

    What can I say………..this guy was 64 years old–and is probably a serial Snow MAN F**KER. I mean–why now????? (too bad about the recovery ) Honestly–raping a Snow Man–he really has earned dismemberment!!

    • Christian White
      January 23, 2013

      Oh god you’re right. He’s probably been raping snowmen all his life and only just got caught.

      • Vadim
        February 6, 2013

        Hi Richard,Those 5 tips are handy. Especially since Google puts more emphasis on off-site links than kywdores on your site/blog. I try to remember to also use kywdores in my backlinks.Keep writing!Louise

    • ROssy
      February 7, 2013

      I am really imsserped along with your writing talents as smartly as with the layout for your blog. Is that this a paid subject matter or did you modify it your self? Either way stay up the nice quality writing, ita1afs rare to look a great weblog like this one these days..

  2. Anonymous
    January 23, 2013

    So. Does raping a snowMAN make you gay?

    • Christian White
      January 23, 2013

      It you have sex with a snowman you’re just bi. If you have sex exclusively with snowmen, then you’re gay. Snow-gay.

    • Xuppam
      February 5, 2013

      Herpes typically takes betewen 3-30 days to show symptoms in the body. If he has it you should get tested too, you could end up clearing your name with him if you don\’t have it.

    • tbeggxpzzl
      February 6, 2013
  3. Pingback: Man attempts to create a centaur by having sex with a horse « OddFix

  4. This is my first time pay a quick visit at here and i am really happy to read all at single place.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on January 23, 2013 by in Weird people.

Join 246 other followers

Categories

%d bloggers like this: