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SUNDAY ODDBITS: Bond Girls, secret urinator, vaginal history and more

With all the strange things in the world, like breastfeeding dogs, girls spontaneously turning into boys and people turning dead pets into helicopters, it’s easy for smaller stories to fall through the cracks. That’s why we’re starting OddBits, a roundup of the weeks strange but short bits.

Woman changes her name to include 14 Bond girls

The 28-year-old Brittish barmaid formerly known as Emma-Louise Hodges, has legally changed her name to “Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O’Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny”.

“I’m hoping it can mean I can find my own suave James Bond,” Moneypenny explained.

Probably not.

Couple gets married on Twitter

Turkish couple Cengizhan Celik and Candan Canik got married by exchanging their vows via Twitter.

Mustafa Kara, their officiant, prompted them to say “I do” via a tweet. Then, using their iPads, the couple both tweeted “Evet”, which means “I do.”

Man urinates on woman’s laundry

After discovering time and time again that her laundry was damp, a Wisconsin woman installed security cameras. She soon discovered that her neighbour, Thomas Schultz, was sneaking into her home on a regular basis and urinating into her laundry hamper.

Schultz is currently facing a Felony Stalking Charge.

Man confesses murder from deathbed, recovers

Convinced he was going to die after suffering a heart attack, Nashville man James Washington made a chilling confession. The recipient of the confession, James Tomlinson, claims Washington said, “I have to get something off my conscience and you need to hear this. I killed somebody. I beat her to death.”

Washington was referring to the murder of Joyce Goodener on July 5th, 1995. To everyone’s surprise, Washington recovered from the heart attack and immediately took back the confession, but it was too late. He was found guilty of murder late last month and is now facing a life sentence.

Study finds link between the way women walk and their vaginal orgasmic history

Stuart Brody of the University of the West of Scotland has been studying the relationship between a woman’s walk and the history of her vaginal orgasms. The study, which was published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, involved videotaping woman walking from a distance and then having them fill out a questionnaire about their vaginal orgasmic history.

With the help of two professors of sexology, Brody concluded that the more relaxed a woman’s gait and the longer her stride length, the richer her orgasmic history is.

Man finds his doppelgänger in a painting

Max Galuppo was visiting the Philadelphia Museum of Art and discovered the subject in one of the paintings looked exactly like him. Galuppo believes the man in the 1592 painted entitled “Portrait of a Nobleman with Duelling Guantlet” is his doppelgänger.

Weird.

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2 comments on “SUNDAY ODDBITS: Bond Girls, secret urinator, vaginal history and more

  1. Pingback: SUNDAY ODDBITS: Naked woman rides train, man uses his penis as a weapon, a one-eyed goat and more « OddFix

  2. Suanshar
    January 21, 2013

    Qariadjaan, I am not familiar with the Muslim beifles about marriage.On the whole all reliadgions focus on the reproadductive and social aspects of relaadtionadships between husband and wife. So, for example, generadally vaginal interadcourse is approved of because it leads to concepadtion and hence family.Enjoyadment of sexual pleasure is a much wider concept than simply the reproadductive biology of the sexes. So different people find a variety of genital and non-genital touching either pleasaduradable or sensual or emotionadally comforting.My personal belief is that what happens between two consenting adults with pleasure or contentadment on both sides should be perfectly acceptadable in a modern world regardadless of religion.But this is a highly personal matter and many people restrict their enjoyadment of sexual pleasure because of their personal fears or beifles about what is ‘moral’ or ‘proper’.I suggest that you find a reliadgious expert to advise you about the Muslim reliadgion and about what is considered acceptadable sexual activity between husband and wife if that is your concern.

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